BREAKING NEWS: Exclusive new song by Oasis.  
Wasting Repair Persons time.  
Clickfish. 



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The Thrilling Conclusion | Parody Week.  
Bron's X-rated Discovery. 
Mailbag.  

Parody Hits of Autumn 2023

Le Snak.  
Suren Jayemanne VS GZA from Wu Tang Clan.  
Mind Blown.  



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Checkmate Yourself

Wherever, whenever.  
M&A Sports Team Contender: Trivia.  
Health issues with unexpected upside.



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Our podcast team has a trivia problem

Holy Duck | Parody Week Continues.  
What’s hitting with Sara?   
Listener Rama was awake during brain surgery.  

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Vale Long Boi

Nothing Else Batters

Matt Dogs Ratdog
Pre-game rituals
Sports Team Contender: Spice Goals
Mailbag: Where's my 10%?

Matt Dogs Ratdog

Bluey and The Zuck
An Update on 2000s Punk Bands 
Aisha Dee Joins Us! 
Mind Blown - Sony and Sharks

The Hunks Of Punk

The Rumour Mill is Spinning
Morning Tea: Matt Has A Grudge 
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️
Kiss From a Sandstorm | The Wedding 

Matt's 11-Year-Old Beef Resurfaces

Sometimes before, sometimes after
Rental As Anything  
Dyso Housing Goss 
Max Quinn’s Unbelieve NFL Story 

Rental As Anything

Strongly Worded Dads
Matt Is Turned On 
Petty Grudge
Clickfish 

Matt Is Turned On

Celebrating 3 years of Matt & Alex All Day Breakfast live from Comedy Republic! 


Impromptu game of Drop Dat Coin
Special guest Illy joins us for a game of One of These Things Didn't Actually Happen 
MIND BLOWN 
Ask Us Anything! 
Pass The Parcel
The Final Showdown: Clickfish VS Horoscopes 

LIVE SHOW: 3rd Birthday Party!

New Team for Tassie 
Extreme Taxi Tariff 
Orchestra Orgasm 

I'll Have The Orchestra She's Having

Going Live tonight
What’s in a gin and tonic? 
The M&A Sports Team 
Ask us anything! 



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Shaken Not Stirred

Rap-Dogs
Matt hits rock bottom
RIP Rusty Pole
Alex Choreographs Kiss From A Sandstorm

A POLE-arising episode

Not invited to the wedding
Do you think you’ll ever have kids Alex Dyson?  
Clickfish 
Bron's Greatest Fear

We find out Bron's greatest fear

Lightning Strikes Twice.  
We Have A New Van Man.  
Mailbag.  

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Law avoiding citizens

Zombie Plane | Behind The Scenes Update!  
Ask Alex.  
Mind Blown.  



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The waiter is over

Matt Okine has another Zombie Plane Scoop!  
Matt Okine Abducts Denise Scott.  
Wendy Zuckerman tells us about superbugs!   



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Matt gets offered the role of a lifetime

We Want Your Team!  
Morning Tea: Writers Strike.  
Clickfish. 

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Write or Wrong?

TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR OUR 3RD BIRTHDAY PARTY LIVE SHOW!  
Horoscopes.  
Mailbag.  

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Perfect Weather For Leather (We're going LIVE baby!)

Cave Craze.  
Beef With Beef.  
Mind Blown. 

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The Beef With Beef

Mischa Barton joins Matt Okine's old Neighbourhood. 
Chantelle Otten. 
Souvenir From Ex.  



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Ex-Raided

When has a dead battery stung you?  
The New Google.  
Papi Shower Returns.  



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Chat GPtea

Matt’s Incredible Movie Scoop
Dalai Lama Update.  
Clickfish.  



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Matt’s Incredible Movie Scoop

You Don't Know Me - a six-part crime-thriller audio drama set in Sydney’s Northern beaches where the unsolved case of a missing teen exposes the secrets of those in the community around her. Adapted from a novel by award-winning Australian crime writer Sara Foster, this crime-mystery is full of unseen twists as each episode focuses on a different potential suspect.



In 2014, 17-year-old Lizzie Burdett left her boyfriend’s house and never made it home. Her boyfriend, Tom Caruso was the last person to see her alive but he fled town soon after her disappearance. No charges were laid, the case went cold, and eight years later - her family want answers. Someone knows something...



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Introducing you to 'You Don't Know Me'...

Buying Things Off CrumbTree.  
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️ | Comedy Festival Edition. 
 Mailbag.  



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Buying Things Off CrumbTree

The Wiggles: A Love Investigation.
Officially Old.  
Mind Blown.  

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The Wiggles: A Love Investigation

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT OKINE!!!!!  
Workplace Pranks.  
Too Relatable. 

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Slightly TOO Relatable

Matt Okine is At It Again...  
Kid Rock Hits Rock Bottom.  
Clickfish Lite.  

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The Tariff Sherrif

A Massive Change Room Cover Up.  
Mind Blown.   
The Kite String Tangle joins us!    

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A Massive Change Room Cover Up

Papi Shower.  
In Dentist We Trust. 
Alex Gets Some Dating Help.  



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Not Papi, Jan

Matt’s Weird Partner Competition.  
Ask Alex.  
Rhys Nicholson joins us!   



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Matt is out of line

Donald Trump Update.
April Fools.  
Clickfish.  

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Bron’s The Original Prankster

Woke or Joke?  
Comedian Fergus Neal joins us!  
Mailbag.  

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Melbourne International Comedy Festival Tickets to Fergus Neal's show 'Fergalicious' here. 

Woke or Joke?

Metal Detectives.  


Matt has a Raya Update.  
Mind Blown. 

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Metal Detectives

Would you get cosmetic surgery?  
Best upgrade of all time.  


Breaking the threshold with Holy Holy.   



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Cos-MATTic surgery

Can you read audio books?  
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️ 
Kurtis Richmond and the Power Crumbs. 



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Phil Fills Us In

New team member Nat!  
What have you found in your bed?   
Daniel Sloss & Kai Humpries join us!

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Daniel Slosssssss….

Is bereal in its flop era?  
Back in my day.  
Mailbag.  

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Back In My Day

When have you been downgraded?  
When have you won something you had no right to win?   
Mind Blown.  



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Aussie Battler

Is Alex Dyson on Raya? 
Secrets of the group chat revealed. 
The customer is always right. 



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Raya Sunshine

Ask Us Anything: Extra Spicy Edition. 
A Gift Turned Into a Bill. 
No Scrubs.  



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Alex flirting skills revealed

The Pineapple Lumps Conspiracy. 
 The Myer Centre.   
Clickfish.  

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Chocolate coated lies

Low court of Australia with Mr & Mrs Producer Bron  
Emergency Number 
Mailbag



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Pulp Friction

Feel good feels.  
Inappropriate Clapping  
Mind Blown.  

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Total Load of Clap

Asteroid News.  
Matt has something to Ask Alex. 
Milk Chats.  

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AsteRoid Rage

4 Day Work Week.  
Ask us anything! 
Stung by a shortage.  

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Where Does Matt Live: An Investigation

Match of the day. Featuring ballerina Dyso.
Clickfish. 



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Mo Money, Less Problems

MEME THE IMPOSSIBLE MEME!  
The Strangest Competitions
Demerit Point Marketplace
Mailbag

Belinda! Belinda! Belinda!

Trigger VS Activation.  
Banished Instruments 
Mind Blown.  

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Not My Bag Baby

Enjoy a special edition MAFS bonus episode. 



Producer Bron sat down with MAFS alumni Cyclone Cyrell to find out all the juicy behind the scene details!

BONUS:  MAFS Bron-dezvous with Cyclone Cyrell

 Chris Rock Comedy Special.  
Plank Calls.  
Ozempic.  



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Matt’s Rocky Relationship

Matt’s Breastmilk Confession.
Strange Safety Procedures.  
Luna Timezone.  



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Matt’s Breastmilk Confession

 Alex Dyson: House of Wax.  
 Long Queues with Rosie Waterland.  
Clickfish.  

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House of Wax

Vaping.  
Long Distance Kisses.  
Mailbag. 

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Lip Service

When Pigs Fly.  
Alex is a Waxy Boy.  
Mind Blown.  

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Opening a can of squirms

How quickly have you been replaced?  
⚠️  Audio BeReal ⚠️ 
Ask Alex.  

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Alex has a PHD

Vasectomy: Snip Snip Hooray.  
Washing Gone Wrong. 
All Day Breakfast Family Portrait.  

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Snip Snip Hooray

 Matt Gets Thrown Under Bus.  
 Celebrating World Pride with Mel Buttle.  
Clickfish.  

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Matt is Thrown Under The Bus

Enjoy a special edition MAFS bonus episode. 



Producer Bron sat down with MAFS alumni Jules Robinson to find out all the juicy behind the scene details!

BONUS: A Special MAFS Bron-dezvous

Good Deeds.  
Australian Celebrity Exclusive.
Mailbag.  

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Australian Celebrity Exclusive

15 Minute City Conspiracies.  
Mind Blown.  
Meme The Impossible Meme.  

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Out of the box thinking

Bluesfest 
Iconic School Performances.  
Dyso Diagnosis.  

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King Gizzard & The Frill Neck Lizard

Rental Crisis.  
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️ 
Plead For The Crumb Bag: Painting Edition.  

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TEN out of TENant

How Woke Is Too Woke?  
Turning up at the wrong place.  


 One of these things didn’t actually happen: MAFS Edition.  

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Spicy Dahl

Flirty Fails.  
The Mailbag.  

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Flirty Fails

Weird Childhood Home.  
What's hitting with Sara.  
Mind Blown.  

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Gloop Doggy Dog

 Sky News: Not As You Know it.  
 Tattoo’s Gone Wrong.  
 Michelle Brasier Joins us!   

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Tattoo’s Gone Wrong

A very expensive mistake.  
Shag, Marry, Kill.  
The youngest comedian we’ve had on the pod!  

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Many Penny’s For Henny

 Are Ghosts Real?  
Scamming 101 with Dyso.  
Clickfish.   

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The Ghost with the most

When have you felt left out?  
Ask Alex.  
Mailbag.  

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Disney Villian Origin Story

Undoing Your Hard Work.  
MIND BLOWN.  
Steph Claire Smith & Laura Henshaw join us! 

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Australia’s Unexpected Turn Ons

The Quietest Room.  
We Find out The Truth: With Nic Healey.  
Voice vs Treaty.

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A Fail of Two Cities

Squatters Rights.  
What’s hitting with Sara?   
What’s disappeared?   

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The Roast of Matt Okine

Spy Balloon.  
Missing Events. 
Clickfish.  

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Drawing a Line in The Sand

Yet Another TV Career Ender From Matt Okine
Code Brown 
Mailbag

Rear End Career Ender

Perfectly timed.  
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️   
Dumbest days in criminal history.  

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Very good podcast (of course)

 Adults Only Real Estate.  
 Plead for the Crumb Bag. 
 Bestie Origin Stories. 

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Dyso’s Hot Property

Town of Quarrding.  
Best Day of Your Life.  
Most confusing texts.  

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Best Day of Our Lives

Hot Takes.  
We Need To Do A Reset.  
Clickfish.  

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Hottest Hot Takes

Matt & Alex want to introduce you to the latest podcast from the LiSTNR family: Darling, Shine!



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Introducing you to 'Darling, Shine!'

 Weird Eating Habits.  
 What’s Hitting With Sara?   
Recommendations for Tomorrow.  

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He Hath Rizzin’

 Childhood Hustles. 
⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️ 
 Most Ridiculous Challenge You’ve Set.  

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A Very Deep Beep

Crumb Bag Giveaway!  
 Influencer’s in the wild.  
Clickfish.  

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Dyso’s New Bestie

We have a BIG announcement.  
Mailbag.  

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Crumble in the Jungle

 Getting Thrown Under The Bus.  
Horoscopes.  
 MIND BLOWN.  

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Matt is Pubic Enemy #1

 Ball Kids.  
 Google Failed Alex.  
 Matt’s Film Gaffe.  

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Mixed Up Doubles

Expiration Dates.  
Alex Wins a Fight.  
Crying over spilt milk.  

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Alex Wins A Fight

A Very Alarming Story.  
Clickfish.  

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An Alarming Episode

Friday The Thirteenth.  
Alex’s Massive Waiter Fail.  
MAIL BAG.   

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Taxi!

Weirdest Knock at the Door.  
An M&A Investigation with David Quirk.  
MIND BLOWN.  

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No Slurpees For You

 Snakes on the Plane.  
 Mother Nature Mocked Matt Okine.  
 Ask Alex.  

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Unexpected Item in the Baggage Area

 ⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️
Matt Googled Something Basic... 
A shower gel discovery.  

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Matt digs himself into a hole

Is Matt A Bike Guy.  
Brush With Death.  
Clickfish.  

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Matt’s So Vein

We find out who will be our very first "Talk Back Survivor" champion! 



With very special guests: 
Urvi Majumdar
Dane Simpson
Prue Blake 
Rose Callaghan
Jordan Barr
Concetta Caristo



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Talk Back Survivor: Our Champion Is Crowned!

This week we find out who will be our very first "Talk Back Survivor" champion! 



With very special guests: 
Urvi Majumdar
Dane Simpson
Prue Blake 
Rose Callaghan
Jordan Barr
Concetta Caristo



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The Worst Gifts Of All Time

Wildest Travel Stories

Our Tribe's Biggest Fails

Talk Back Survivor: Meet Your Tribe

Horoscopes 
New Years Resolutions 



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