Here's your special tips straight from the horse's mouth (Roo) for this Balaklava Cup day!

The Bump had plenty to dissect after Port Adelaide were bundled out in straight sets! 

SA BUMP | Port out in straight sets, Ollie Wines dilemma & Boak's future

EARLY UPDATE | Qantas In The Gun | Dixon Wants In

Overnight News
How Did You Hurt Your Todger ?
Ditts tech update
Lehmo
How did you quit?
Joes Jokes
What does pasta say about you
Rumour Mill
Roos Tips - Balaklava Cup Special!

FULL SHOW | How Did You Hurt Your Todger | Ditts Tech Update

SPECIAL | Roos Tips For 2023 Balaklava Cup

EARLY UPDATE | Maynard Free To Play | No Sexy Time For Pandas

Roo, Ditts and Jars discuss all the big news and views in SA footy after a brutal loss for Port Adelaide at the Gabba. The boys assess Port's injuries, why Ollie Wines is struggling, the Power's tall forward mix, why Shane McAdam wants to leave the Crows, what Tom Doedee's future looks like, and more.

SA BUMP | Banged up Port, why does Shane McAdam want to leave, who stops Toby Greene?

FULL SHOW | Tex Walker on Maynard Bump | Petty Break Ups | Zipper caught in what!?

EARLY UPDATE | Maynard V Brayshaw gets heated off field & What Babies Hear in the Womb!?

Podcast intro - Oh the trauma
Overnight News
Shazza Dittmar
Adam Shand
How often for special cuddles
What did you steal when drunk..? CALLS
Rumour
Meeting celebrities
Goodbye

FULL SHOW | What Did You Steal Drunk | Shazza Dittmar  | Kylie Mole

Shazza Dittmar (Ditts' second cousin and Port's number 1 fan) joins the brekky show to reflect on Port's loss against the Lions.

Rumour has it her video questions for One Night in September have been leaked...

Shazza Dittmar Reacts To Port Loss To Lions

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Monday 11th September.

EARLY UPDATE | Port Can Still Make It

Loz & THOMO | Unlikely Couple and What Have You Never Fixed

Roos Tips 8th September 2023

Overnight News
Murray Ricciuto
Top 5
Pun Police
Luke Combes hat Fund Rasier
Chelsea Randall
Rumour Mill
Quote GOAT
Roos Tips

FULL SHOW | Top 5 | Chelsea Randall | Remembering Roos' Dad, Murray

EARLY UPDATE | Cursed Karaoke Song | Maynard Sweating Tribunal

Podcast Intro
Overnight News
Loz Live Read
Tom Jonas
Ditts plumber calls in
Rumour
Little Heroes - Olivia
Sharing beds for cash
Voice of Suburbs
Goodbye

FULL SHOW | Lubrication Month | Tom Jonas |  Worst Call Outs

Roo, Ditts & Loz chat with Port Adelaide's Tom Jonas ahead of the prelims against Brisbane Lions at the Gabba this weekend. They ask about the Oppenheimer front page article in the Advertiser and how it's going to help the team...(??)

Tom Jonas Explains Oppenheimer And Talks Final Vs Lions

EARLY UPDATE | SA Economy Strong | McAdam Wants Out Of Crows

Podcast Intro - weird medical conditions
Overnight News
Lehmo
Loz on voices in her head - minds eye - texts
Netball positions chat
Loz diagnosed with Exploding Head Syndrome
Rumour Mill
Joes Jokes
Goodbye

FULL SHOW | Netball Positions | Loz Has Exploding Head Syndrome

EARLY UPDATE | Back From The Dead | Charlie Dixon On Return

Ditts, Bernie and Dom Cassisi run through all the big news and views in South Australian footy in a huge week for Port Adelaide, including Bernie's concerns about the Power taking on a "pretty complete" Brisbane outfit, the offer on the table for Matt Crouch, what is happening with Tom Doedee, Tex headlining the SA All-Australians, the two big signings at Port and more.

SA BUMP | Bernie's worried about Port, will Tom Doedee stay a Crow, does Tom Jonas hold his spot?

Podcast intro
Overnight News
Tex Walker
Coles and Woolies vandalised
Sport
Chicken Wing world record
Grumpy Old Men
Rumour
Talk to your dog like a baby
What injury have you played through?

FULL SHOW | Tex Walker | What Injury Did You Play Through?

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Tuesday 5th September.

EARLY UPDATE | QANTAS Drama | Smells Like Weed At US Open

Roo, Ditts & Loz recap some of the fun from Friday night's exclusive One Night In September event filled with the usual Triple M banter, footy chats and rock royalty.

Here's what we CAN share with you from the night.

The One Night in September Recap We CAN Share With You

Overnight News
Shazza Dittmar
What We Learnt
Rumour - Oxford Hotel
Snake Bites - CALLS
One Night In September Recap
Top 10 complaining names
Goodbye

FULL SHOW | Snake Bites | Shazza Dittmar

EARLY UPDATE | Burning Man Flooded  | Finals Wide Open

Pasta Bake

Petty Break-up Behaviour

One Night In September Story

Things You Haven’t Seen in a While

Thomo’s Bungee Jump

Tommy Little Ick

Partners on OnlyFans

Walking Contradictions

FULL SHOW | Top 5 | Dadvice | Rumour Mill Winner

Roos Tips | 1st September 2023

EARLY UPDATE | QANTAS In Trouble | AFLW Round 1

Whats coming up
Overnight News
Things of the past
Accidentally Dirty
Pressure Test
Lawyer on Pre Nuptial agreements
Rumour
GOAT of the QUOTE
Monarto Zoo Elephant update
Voice of the Suburbs - spiders - catch or kill?
Spider chat and calls

FULL SHOW | Catch Or Kill Spiders | Accidentally Dirty | Elephants Are Back

EARLY UPDATE | Super Blue Moon | All Australian Final Selection

Podcast intro - vouchers!
Overnight news
Penis enlargement chat
Joes Jokes
Angels - pre nuptial agreements
Best Butcher - Mt Pleasant, Jamie
Rumour
Lehmo
SA dangerous prisons

FULL SHOW | Pre Nups | Best Butcher | Kids Jokes

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Wednesday 30th August.

EARLY UPDATE | Million Dollar Mystery Donor | Rule Change for AFL

Bernie, Jars and Ditts discuss all the news and views in South Australian footy, including Ditts' concerns for Port's form, the class the Crows need, the SA locks for the All-Australian team, and Zak Butters' Brownlow chances.

SA BUMP | Is Port's form a concern, can Butters win the Brownlow, is 2023 the one that got away for Adelaide,?

Taylor Walker joins Roo, Ditts & Loz as the Crows wrap up another AFL season, sharing his thoughts on potentially making the All Australian Squad and missing finals for this year.

Tex Walker On All Australian Squad Selection And Missing Finals

Podcast intro
Overnight News
Tex Walker
Loz tantrum
When have you been injured with kids?
Ange love in UK
Teacher does Pressure Test
Rumour Mill
Grumpy Old Men

FULL SHOW | Tex Walker On All Australian Selection | Injured With The Kids

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Tuesday 29th August.

EARLY UPDATE | Horse Head Drama | All Australian AFL Team

Podcast intro
Overnight news
Loz abseils for charity!
Shazza Dittmar
Sport
Ten Pin Bowling chat
What We Learnt
Rumour
Conspiracy theories
Young People with an old job
Goodbye

FULL SHOW | Loz Abseiling Wrap | Ditts Slide Incident | Shazza Dittmar

EARLY UPDATE | Teacher Strike | AFL Finals Fixture

We also preview the AFLW and chat wit Brad Symes.

The Crows Show Rnd24 | We delve into the 2023 Season Highlights + Chat with Wayne Milera

Awkward Coffee Trap

Airpods

Loz Goes Back To School

Matildas Statue Debate

Abseiling

Saying I Love You

LOZ & THOMO | Airpods & Saying I Love You

Overnight News
Loz gets hypnotised
Top 5
Rumour Mill
Marvel Stadium to get huge upgrade
Loz abseiling - Puddle Jumpers chat
Book Week mayhem - CALLS
Roos Tips - guest tipper!

FULL SHOW | Loz Gets Hypnotised | Top 5

Today's One Night In September winner also happens to be a keen tipster...and while Roo's away--we'll take the tip where we can get it! 

Thanks to Jed for the tips, make sure you check out his podcast Bet In The Shed!

Thanks to the Lockleys Hotel!

Roos Tips | 25th August 2023

EARLY UPDATE | Loz iPhone Injury | Marvel Upgrade

Overnight News
Loz will get hypnotised
Best Jokes of Fringe Fest
Rumour Mill
GOAT of Quotes
Loz went back to school
We sent Emily to Luke Combs
Fave album covers
Voice of Suburbs

FULL SHOW | Loz Goes Back to School | Best Jokes Of Fringe Fest

EARLY UPDATE | Giraffe With No Spots | AFL Review Rule Change

Overnight News
Country icons
Lehmo
Ditts country joke
Rumour Mill
Country expressions
Joes Jokes
Lane Pittman LIVE
Luke Combes ticket winner
Tom Jonas
Farmer Tim

FULL SHOW | Country Show! Lane Pittman LIVE ! Tom Jonas Retires

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for 23rd August 2023.

EARLY UPDATE | Roo The Number Wizz | Tom Jonas To Retire

MASSIVE week in SA footy! Roo, Ditts & Bernie break down the goal line saga, Port's scrappy win & the prospect of Brodie Grundy coming to Port Adelaide. 

BUMP SA | Goal line controversy costs Crows finals & Grundy to Port?

Podcast intro!
Overnight News
Tex Walker
Rumour
Things You Have Never done - CALLS
Grumpy Old Men
Pressure Test

FULL SHOW | Tex Reacts To Keays Goal | What Have You Never Done

Marsha Donates Luke Combs Tickets

The Crows have missed their opportunity at finals following a controversial decision in their game against Sydney, with a 'shattered' Taylor Walker on Roo, Ditts & Loz on Triple M Breakfast showing compassion for the goal umpire.

Tex Walker Comments On Keays Goal Decision

EARLY UPDATE | Antarctica Secret Door | Roo Gives Goal Saga Update

Podcast intro
Overnight News
Loz and Ditts dirty jokes
Roo on goal saga
CALLS on goal saga
Shazza Dittmar
Rumour
Tim Silvers Crows CEO
What We Learnt

FULL SHOW | Calls On Crows Goal Mistake | Shazza Dittmar

EARLY UPDATE | Crows Goal Saga

We discuss the great Paul Seedsman's retirement and have a chat with Tim Cook, Physio/Comedian.

The Crows Show Rnd 23 | James Borlase has a chat with us this week

Pod Opener
Tradie Revenge
When the favour backfires
Bertie Beetle Showbag
Mistaken Identity
Old Sayings
POD ONLY – Margot Robbie’s Feet

LOZ & THOMO | Bertie Beetle Showbag & Margot Robbie’s Feet

Overnight News
Top 5
Roo Pasta eating record
Plank challenge
Rumour
Yabbee peeling record
Josh Carr
Roos Tip

FULL SHOW Live From Central Market Record Breaking Week

Roo has TWO special tips for this weekend thanks to the Lockleys Hotel.

SPECIAL | Roos Tip 18 August 2023

EARLY UPDATE | Teacher Strike Rankine  |Back For Crows

Overnight News
Amy Chapman - Former Matilda on loss
Loz doona record
Annoying ads
David Basheer talks Matildas
Rumour Mill
GOAT of the Quote
World Record Planker
Balloon Dog record
Voice of the Suburbs

FULL SHOW | Loz Doona World Record | Matildas Heartbreak

Taylor 'Tex' Walker joins Roo, Ditts & Loz to talk about the loss against Brisbane last weekend and their chances ahead for finals.

Tex Walker on Crows Missing Goals And Finals Chances

EARLY UPDATE | Adelaide 4th Rudest City | Matildas Heartbreak

Loz tries a game
Overnight News
Ditts World Record
Lehmo
Rory Sloane
Biggest Rivalries
Rumour Mill
Gleeso Walzting Matilda
Joes Jokes
Matildas Preview
Ball world record Ryan Razi

FULL SHOW | Ditts World Record | Rory Sloane | Lehmo

Dave Gleeson records a special acoustic version of Waltzing Matilda to celebrate the Women's World Cup and Australia's namesake, The Matildas. Featuring stunning harmonies from Laura 'Loz' O'Callaghan.

SPECIAL: Gleeso's Waltzing Matilda

EARLY UPDATE | Surfers Found | Excess Wine  |Matildas Preview

Another big episode of The Bump! Rory Sloane will play on in 2024, Adelaide go down in a another close one & Port are set to line up a succession plan with Ken Hinkley & Josh Carr. 

SA BUMP | Sloane's extension, Crows record in close games & Port's succession plan

Podcast intro
Overnight News
Roger Kerr
Tex Walker
What did the tech survive?
Rumour Mill
Strongman record!
Grumpy Old Men

FULL SHOW | Roger Kerr | Tex Walker | What Did The Tech Survive

Proud dad Roger Kerr is 'ecstatic and very nervous' for daughter Sam Kerr ahead of the highly anticipated semi-final Australia v England.

He joins Roo, Ditts & Loz to give some insight behind Sam's injury, her rise to success and how he felt for the Matildas during the penalty shootout.

Roger Kerr On Daughter Sam Kerr's Amazing Journey

EARLY UPDATE | Missing Surfers | Can Crows Make Finals?

Loz loves the France Coach
Overnight News
Loz brought Port Gin to the Crows game
Shazza Dittmar
Where were you for Matildas
What We Learnt
Rumour Mill
Booya record
Dave Gleeson
Catherine Canulli

FULL SHOW | Zara Got Sam Kerr Jumper | Shazza |  Record Attempt

On Triple M's Rumour Mill with Roo, Ditts & Loz we find out where Adelaide's World Cup Fan Zone will be moved to ahead of the Matildas semi-final this Wednesday. 

PLUS...we've got some mail on Ken Hinkley's contract.

RUMOUR MILL | Matilda's Fan Zone | Hinkley Contract

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Monday 14th August.

EARLY UPDATE | iPhone Orange Dot | Matildas Into Semi Final

Ask for Angela

Things in SA You’ve Never Done

New Appreciation for Being Dumb

Facebook Events

Parents Who Didn’t Let Their Kids Win

LOZ & THOMO | Facebook Events & New Appreciation for Being Dumb

Jack (minus Falcon) of The Inspired Unemployed joins Roo, Ditts & Loz on Triple M to talk about their newest TV show The Inspired Unemployed (Impractical) Jokers. 

Inspired Unemployed On New TV Show And Rise To Fame

Podcast intro - Footy preview
Overnight News
Inspired Unemployed
Top 5
Prof Spurrier SKIT
Bella changes the Pressure Test
Variety Club Bash
Rumour
Premier Malinauskas 
Roos Tip

FULL SHOW | Inspired Unemployed | Top | 5 Prof Spurrier

Roos Tip and Round 22 AFL Preview

EARLY UPDATE | COVID Numbers | Crows and Matildas

Podcast intro - diet fads
Overnight News
Favourite smells
Tom Jonas
Rumour
GOAT of The Quote - Scary Movies
Sport
Voice of the Suburbs
Scott Phillips Motley Fool

FULL SHOW | Ditts Diet Fad | Best Smells | Tom Jonas

EARLY UPDATE | Mona Lisa Location | Hinkley Closer To Contract

Overnight News
Lehmo
Girl maths
Accidentally Dirty
Sport
Code Words
Old words we don't use anymore
Rumour Mill
Joes Jokes
Tomorrow

FULL SHOW | Accidentally Dirty | Girl Maths | Old Words

An anonymous caller joins Roo, Ditts & Loz with some potential news that the Supercars Tour is being purchased...the big question is. By who?

Rumour Mill | Has Supercars Tour Been Purchased ?

Roo, Ditts & Loz bring you the early news and sports headlines for Wednesday 9th August. 

EARLY UPDATE | Kiss for Grand Final? | Matildas To Face France

Roo, Ditts and Jars discuss all the big news and views in South Australian footy, including the stat that will worry Port fans, why Matt Crouch looks so good in a reinvented Crows midfield, Tex's Coleman and All-Australian chances, the chances a Crow or Port player win the Brownlow, and Roo's vibe that the Crows can beat Brisbane.

SA BUMP | How the Crows reinvented their midfield, the stat that will worry Port fans, all signs point to Ken staying

Triple M presents…One Night in September! An exclusive invite only event hosted by Roo, Ditts and Loz and the Rush Hour! Roo, Ditts & Loz announce the FIRST official act and we are so excited! Sarah McLeod from Adelaide's own The Superjesus joins to share the news!

The night will be jam packed with the all the usual Triple M banter featuring a live panel of Triple M Footy legends where they share what's been happening on the field, but more importantly off the field! PLUS a special performance from rock royalty on the night!  

FIND OUT MORE: One Night In September

One Night In September | First Official Act Announced

Podcast intro
Overnight News
AFL Grand Final entertainment
Taylor Walker
Heaps Good Quiz
 Rumour
Sarah Mcleod
Code Words?
Amy Chapman on Matildas win

FULL SHOW | Taylor Walker  | Code Words | Matildas Win

Taylor Walker joined Roo, Ditts & Loz to chat Adelaide's win against Gold Coast Suns, the game ahead for this week with Brisbane Lions...and why he made Ditts cry.

Taylor Walker On Facing The Lions And Making Ditts Cry

EARLY UPDATE | New Lockout Laws | Matildas Win

SPECIAL | Roos Darwin Cup Tip

Podcast intro
Overnight News
Shazza Dittmar
DNA tests and calls
Funny NT News headlines
Ditts does Morialta
Kids Sport tackling ban
Rumour
Angels = photos of ex
One Night In September launch
Sport
Goodbye break

FULL SHOW | DNA Test Surprise | Shazza Dittmar

EARLY UPDATE | Comedian Sucks Toes | Sam Kerr In Doubt

LUKE NANKERVIS

TEX RESIGNING

MATTY WRIGHTK

NOW YOUR CROW - RILEY THILTHORPE

The Crows Show Rd21 | Sauce gets to "Know Your Crow" with Riley Thilthorpe

Coffee Cup Test

Loz’s Career Change

Personal Questions

Hero Songs

Loz Too Old For The Swing

Post Malone

Loz & Thomo | Personal Questions & Being Too Old For The Swing

Roo & Ditts react to the AFL's decision to fine Port Adelaide $100,000 for breaching the league's concussion protocols.

SPECIAL | Roo, Ditts & Loz React To Port's Big Fine | Round 21 Preview

Roo, Ditts & Loz discuss the rumour that Scott Lycett might not be returning to Port Adelaide this year.

Rumour Mill: Port Adelaide Ruckman Won't Return This Year

Overnight News
Can you clear plates?
Top 5
Loz poo stories and tips
Favourite child
Rumour
Fishing stories
Record breaking week
Pressure Test
Tests on staff
Roos Tip
Ruck Round

FULL SHOW | Are You The Favourite | Top 5 | Elephant In The Room

Roos Tip | 4th August 2023

EARLY UPDATE | Elephants On The Way | AFL Selection

podcast intro
Overnight News
How to split a lotto ticket
What are you stingy about
Loz swing story
Ditts not listening
Jono Brown
GOAT Quote - country hour
Rumour Mill
voice of the Suburbs- mother in laws
Will Rayner - Adelaide Show

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